11 Mar 2002, 23:24 p.m.

Sticky Snitch isn't Quidditch. …

Sticky Snitch isn't Quidditch.

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11 Mar 2002, 12:39 p.m.

Jade thinks I'm copping out when I make a predicate…

Jade thinks I'm copping out when I make a predicate true or false by assigning the null set or the universe of discourse to the predicate's extension. I say it's perfectly fine, contrasting my "Wal*Mart …

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10 Mar 2002, 23:56 p.m.

I carried a fire extinguisher on the BART this weekend,…

I carried a fire extinguisher on the BART this weekend, because Seth gave it to me during the intermission of the Mass. I doubled over laughing when he presented it to me, but I really …

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10 Mar 2002, 23:54 p.m.

So I enjoyed but fell asleep while listening to Bach's…

So I enjoyed but fell asleep while listening to Bach's Mass in B minor with Leonard and Seth, after showing Leonard a few episodes of Yes, Minister. In other media experiences, Leonard and I watched …

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09 Mar 2002, 1:07 a.m.

Friday was actually very good. Reasons follow. I discovered what…

Friday was actually very good. Reasons follow. I discovered what oatcakes are supposed to be, upon eating one I bought at the local coffeeshop. They're supposed to have the wholesome goodness of oatmeal and the …

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08 Mar 2002, 16:13 p.m.

I would probably try to drop in on "a goth/industrial…

I would probably try to drop in on "a goth/industrial rave DJed by mimes."

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08 Mar 2002, 16:06 p.m.

When the blackout occurred, I was in a small, nearly…

When the blackout occurred, I was in a small, nearly empty restroom on an underground level of Dwinelle Hall. I did not know what had happened to extinguish the lights as I sat on the …

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08 Mar 2002, 15:28 p.m.

From Frances: the second line to "if wishes were horses…

From Frances: the second line to "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride" is "If turnips were watches, I'd wear one by my side."

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08 Mar 2002, 13:05 p.m.

Next time, on CES, my harrowing experience during the…

Next time, on CES, my harrowing experience during the UC Berkeley power outage.

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07 Mar 2002, 14:55 p.m.

Worthwhile lines from the Daily Californian: "Not giving a s---…

Worthwhile lines from the Daily Californian: "Not giving a s--- proved to be a needless defense tactic..." and "Movie Review: Mo' Money, Mo' Problems, Mo' Clich�s: Convention bitchslaps Cube and Epps."

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