"Man, [that instance of vermin] is eating that poison like crazy!" "Yeah, we can't keep it on the shelves!" "Yes, because the FDA won't let us, because it's POISON."
I have a healthy respect for the inherent viciousness of the feline. You don't care for cats. He's afraid of the kitty.
Yay for Leonard! He is a triumpher! Within Ruby, there are these packages called Gems. Whenever I hear Leonard refer to a RubyGem, I think he's being sarcastic. "Oh yeah, I have to go over …
My favorite writer this month: Steve Yegge. Update: I know I already mentioned Yegge. Here's an excuse to mention him again: Paul Graham has to be that way. Not just because he's a rich bastard …
If you have coworkers, vendors, or customers who work in Bangalore or some other Karnatakan city, you won't be able to get much done with them today. Rajkumar has died. Think Elvis plus Jesus. Mourning …
Yesterday, as I waited at 59th and Lexington for a subway train, I listened to a busker play a steel drum. As I came in, he played a medley of "When the Saints Come Marching …
Aha! Writers changed last night's election outcome because John Spencer died.
I like story arcs in my TV these days. House, West Wing, Fall And Rise of Reginald Perrin, Deep Space Nine -- I want stories that grow and deepen. The West Wing is almost over. …
Some mildly entertaining stories about mass transit. You can guess the transfer blues that ensued. Our first walk through the midnight streets of Berkeley had no romance in it; we were arguing over whether I …
If you're in transit through Moscow, and you have a stop at Domodedovo Airport, you might have to pass a lie detector test that includes the question, "Have you ever lied to the authorities?" When …
