16 Apr 2004, 12:44 p.m.

Letters, I Read Letters

Some people use dashes instead of, say, quote marks, which makes me think Emily Dickinson has reincarnated as a Salon Premium subscriber. Others use no punctuation at all; maybe they bought cut-rate keyboards off the …

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15 Apr 2004, 12:28 p.m.

It Would Explain That Crazy Scott Rosenberg

A nursing mother in our office pumps breastmilk. When I catch a glimpse of her apparatus drying, it looks like drug paraphernalia. "Who's smoking crack at the office?! ... oh."

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14 Apr 2004, 16:33 p.m.

"I forgot to hook up the hose to the server!"

Perhaps Leonard will get a campaign-related kick out of "You know you are working too much when.....". Example: "sitting in your cube you think about how much more relaxed you'd be if you were in …

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14 Apr 2004, 15:09 p.m.

Who lives in the username next door?

Every week Salon Premium Help receives a few autoresponse emails of the type "this email address doesn't work anymore because I've changed it to avoid spam; here is the new address." Everyone's in the witness …

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14 Apr 2004, 12:25 p.m.

Also "The Screwfly Solution"!

Thanks to Sarah for pointing to the Sci Fi Channel's online archive of classic and recent SF/fantasy stories. Includes Nancy Kress!

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13 Apr 2004, 18:53 p.m.

Tax Tips

According to Taxes And People In Israel by Harold C. Wilkenfeld, not only does Israel have a Tax Museum, but that selfsame Tax Museum's exhibits go beyond famous people's tax returns. The museum also shows …

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13 Apr 2004, 18:31 p.m.

SPAA

Zed has pointed out to me my inconsistency in bashing Indians who use Western or Westernized names. When I got picked as an audience participant for his improv nights, I called myself Vicki. Fair cop, …

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12 Apr 2004, 10:57 a.m.

Funnymen

My sister and I adore Seth Stevenson's work in Slate. Case in point: "They seem to say that we are all just transient shadows, not long for this world - it's our diamonds that are …

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12 Apr 2004, 9:11 a.m.

Report and Request

Zack and I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and enjoyed it a great deal. Great performances, fun dialogue and visual effects, a simple story ramified well. Also, it tickled me that David Cross …

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10 Apr 2004, 11:51 a.m.

Fascinating

On Thursday a beauty school student cut my hair to resemble that of T'Pol from Star Trek: Enterprise. However, my hair defies the Vulcan Science Directorate in its unruly, emotional curls and cowlicks. And I …

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