What are the frickin' lyrics to "Bonne Anniversaire," the brirthday song sung only by high school students of French?
A staffer here at the OCF is giving some psychological survey for a class. Me: I assume it's for a class? Him: No, I just go around handing out surveys for fun. Me: I would. …
Poor Benoit. He just got back from a nice vacation and the first thing he hears from me is that -- thanks to the splitting of the leftist vote among too many candidates -- Le …
If you reload Leonard's exposition page enough, you'll see a range of photos of my dear friend, and one of them has him laying atop my old futon, on a blanket, in my old apartment, …
I lay on my bed after my nap. The CD of Russian choral music had run its course. My roommate was away, writing a paper on campus. The sun had set, or almost. The blinds …
I did find the person who had dropped her ID cards. I emailed her Friday morning and we met up on campus. She brought me flowers to thank me. Isn't that sweet? She's a sophomore, …
I wrote another melody for music class, seeing as I have to write two minor-mode melodies by Monday. It needs editing, but the idea is that it's the old theme to Sesame Street transposed into …
I found a student's driver's license, Cal ID card, and Blockbuster membership card on a bus yesterday. I'd rather give it to her directly than put it in the Lost and Found, so I emailed …
Okay, Margaret Cho had a particular history and has a particular personality, and that's part of why people like her. But to me, that gag gets old fast. I worry that I can't be a …
