"She said that if the woman just came into the store, she would take her and her two kids into her own home and help them get back on their feet so they wouldn't have …
A very interesting history and analysis of "irony." (via Electroside)
Mathematicians in action (via Zed) and someone needs a kidney. Also, I can't stop thinking about Tranquility Bay, a re-education camp in Jamaica where parents pay to have their children's souls erased.
Some people misspell "Salon" as "Solon," which makes me think that we're writing a magazine for Greek lawmakers of antiquity. But the other day my colleague performed an accidental transformation cipher and thanked a reader …
Tonight is the last big load. After a bit more net I'll disconnect the computer and load up the last of my belongings here into my car. Goodbye, internet at home. See you again someday.
A Letter to Now Todd from Future Todd. As you might expect, your life has not gone according to 'Todd's Life Plan.' Everyone who ever loved you, up to and including Jesus, has either died …
Graaa. Finishing up the big move. Man, I hate moving cathode-ray tubes. Fortunately I persuaded a man on each end to help me lift and move the TV my sister's giving me. The VCR is …
What kind of workday is it that makes you too tired to go home?
"...it was as if Amazon.com decided he was 'a pregnant gay man.'" (via Stephane)
Last night I dreamt about shopping for shower curtains. I really need a shower curtain for my new place, you see. Also I recall telling someone that I was a sixth-year at Hogwarts.