11 Mar 2002, 12:39 p.m.

Jade thinks I'm copping out when I make a predicate…

Jade thinks I'm copping out when I make a predicate true or false by assigning the null set or the universe of discourse to the predicate's extension. I say it's perfectly fine, contrasting my "Wal*Mart …

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10 Mar 2002, 23:56 p.m.

I carried a fire extinguisher on the BART this weekend,…

I carried a fire extinguisher on the BART this weekend, because Seth gave it to me during the intermission of the Mass. I doubled over laughing when he presented it to me, but I really …

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10 Mar 2002, 23:54 p.m.

So I enjoyed but fell asleep while listening to Bach's…

So I enjoyed but fell asleep while listening to Bach's Mass in B minor with Leonard and Seth, after showing Leonard a few episodes of Yes, Minister. In other media experiences, Leonard and I watched …

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09 Mar 2002, 1:07 a.m.

Friday was actually very good. Reasons follow. I discovered what…

Friday was actually very good. Reasons follow. I discovered what oatcakes are supposed to be, upon eating one I bought at the local coffeeshop. They're supposed to have the wholesome goodness of oatmeal and the …

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08 Mar 2002, 16:13 p.m.

I would probably try to drop in on "a goth/industrial…

I would probably try to drop in on "a goth/industrial rave DJed by mimes."

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08 Mar 2002, 16:06 p.m.

When the blackout occurred, I was in a small, nearly…

When the blackout occurred, I was in a small, nearly empty restroom on an underground level of Dwinelle Hall. I did not know what had happened to extinguish the lights as I sat on the …

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08 Mar 2002, 15:28 p.m.

From Frances: the second line to "if wishes were horses…

From Frances: the second line to "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride" is "If turnips were watches, I'd wear one by my side."

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08 Mar 2002, 13:05 p.m.

Next time, on CES, my harrowing experience during the…

Next time, on CES, my harrowing experience during the UC Berkeley power outage.

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07 Mar 2002, 14:55 p.m.

Worthwhile lines from the Daily Californian: "Not giving a s---…

Worthwhile lines from the Daily Californian: "Not giving a s--- proved to be a needless defense tactic..." and "Movie Review: Mo' Money, Mo' Problems, Mo' Clich�s: Convention bitchslaps Cube and Epps."

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07 Mar 2002, 14:44 p.m.

Jeana mentions the third or fourth variant I've heard of…

Jeana mentions the third or fourth variant I've heard of the "if wishes were..." aphorism. There's "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride." There's "If wishes were fishes and I were a duck I'd …

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