I would probably try to drop in on "a goth/industrial rave DJed by mimes."

When the blackout occurred, I was in a small, nearly empty restroom on an underground level of Dwinelle Hall. I did not know what had happened to extinguish the lights as I sat on the …

From Frances: the second line to "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride" is "If turnips were watches, I'd wear one by my side."

Next time, on CES, my harrowing experience during the UC Berkeley power outage.

Worthwhile lines from the Daily Californian: "Not giving a s--- proved to be a needless defense tactic..." and "Movie Review: Mo' Money, Mo' Problems, Mo' Clich�s: Convention bitchslaps Cube and Epps."

Jeana mentions the third or fourth variant I've heard of the "if wishes were..." aphorism. There's "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride." There's "If wishes were fishes and I were a duck I'd …

I think that Aaron Sorkin should limit himself to only writing opening scenes for The West Wing. It's always downhill from there.

Last night Leonard and I threw a little party for Zack, complete with candles and cake. And pizza and Enterprise and The West Wing. I've never felt so college in my life. Best wishes, Steve.

Adam and I, as you may have noticed, have lunch together about twice a week. I enjoy our conversations, but sometimes he's just patently wrong. Unfortunately, today he wasn't; I was. Yes, Adam, you're right, …

Actual conversation last night between me and Matt's friend Chris: "So you try not to be a ... prescriptivizer?" "Well, I would say 'prescriptivist,' but I'm not going to say 'prescriptivizer' is wrong."