31 Jan 2002, 12:17 p.m.

Wow, Dustin Diamond is...attractive! …

Wow, Dustin Diamond is...attractive!

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31 Jan 2002, 12:04 p.m.

Absurdism meets Forty Questions. …

Absurdism meets Forty Questions.

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31 Jan 2002, 11:55 a.m.

I need to read this book. This is the…

I need to read this book. This is the next The Good, the Bad, and Scarface and/or The Satanist Agenda of Karl Marx. Even as a youngster I disliked a particular lyric in The Sound …

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30 Jan 2002, 19:16 p.m.

I don't know why this is so damn cool, but…

I don't know why this is so damn cool, but it is. I saw this in a sig. I play it cool and Dig all jive. That's the reason Why I stay alive. My motto …

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30 Jan 2002, 17:16 p.m.

"SF Gate's makeover is coming in just a few minutes.…

"SF Gate's makeover is coming in just a few minutes. Take a look at the many changes," SFGate told me. What a preciously ephemeral message! "No! No! Don't redesign me! There's nothing wrong with me! …

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30 Jan 2002, 17:04 p.m.

Scott McCloud, meet Modern Humorist. (Use a graphical browser.) …

Scott McCloud, meet Modern Humorist. (Use a graphical browser.)

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30 Jan 2002, 15:55 p.m.

The University of California at Berkeley can be a pretty…

The University of California at Berkeley can be a pretty ghetto school, especially in the southside liberal arts buildings that don't get corporate donors fawning all over them (as opposed to Soda Hall (computer science) …

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30 Jan 2002, 15:43 p.m.

From Steve: A preview of my soon-to-arrive, gossipy tell-all opus,…

From Steve: A preview of my soon-to-arrive, gossipy tell-all opus, The Party I Had Monday Night: A Retrospective.

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30 Jan 2002, 15:32 p.m.

Evidently, I am both Steve Robertson at Berkeley (as he…

Evidently, I am both Steve Robertson at Berkeley (as he informed me) and Adam Parrish at Berkeley (as I then suspected). This result requires a new category of Googlewhacking!

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29 Jan 2002, 22:04 p.m.

Will now go to sleep with only a minimal idea…

Will now go to sleep with only a minimal idea of the music and Russian I should have down for tomorrow. Argh! At least I could sing "do-la-sol-la-do" earlier today, after some practice and false …

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