29 Jan 2002, 22:02 p.m.

"There's no use trying to hide it from you, so…

"There's no use trying to hide it from you, so I'll just come right out and say it: I don't want to be in the A.R. anymore. Or do accounting of any kind. I graduated …

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29 Jan 2002, 14:38 p.m.

"Nobody's perfect... until you fall in love with them." …

"Nobody's perfect... until you fall in love with them." If they're still perfect to you, WATCH OUT! Make sure you're seeing the flaws! Otherwise the relationship will die and you won't know why!

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29 Jan 2002, 14:31 p.m.

What sort of party would I have that would encourage…

What sort of party would I have that would encourage an attendant to write a multi-recipient email the next day with a subject of "Horny Crip Tales"?

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29 Jan 2002, 10:05 a.m.

I threw a party last night and many people attended…

I threw a party last night and many people attended and we had fun and now I'm still exhausted! And I kinda want to rest before I head off to Linguistics. But I have to …

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29 Jan 2002, 9:45 a.m.

"For the most part, academic poetry has managed to remain…

"For the most part, academic poetry has managed to remain free of the rivalries, violence, and excess that trouble its more flamboyant cousin, gangsta rap."

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28 Jan 2002, 21:21 p.m.

People seem to be having a good time at my…

People seem to be having a good time at my party right now! Woo-hoo! I hope that the presumedly soon arrivals of Kevin Maples and my cousin Vinay won't overcrowd the place.

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28 Jan 2002, 17:08 p.m.

A scholarship whose amount varies based on the number of…

A scholarship whose amount varies based on the number of aces Venus and Serena Williams make during tennis games.

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28 Jan 2002, 15:53 p.m.

Leonard's backup site: slow, yet rewarding. Like a turtle! …

Leonard's backup site: slow, yet rewarding. Like a turtle!

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28 Jan 2002, 15:50 p.m.

Jeana, on a particularly bad bout of menstrual cramps. …

Jeana, on a particularly bad bout of menstrual cramps.

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28 Jan 2002, 12:32 p.m.

Moneybox and Whopper of the Week made me laugh. …

Moneybox and Whopper of the Week made me laugh.

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