11 Jun 2004, 9:29 a.m.

"Very Bad News"

Matthew Yglesias tries to spend his mother's last days with her. My condolences to him.

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09 Jun 2004, 15:52 p.m.

"You're as manly as the manliest tree on the Isle of Man."

One of the best Five-Minute Enterprises yet: Hatchery.

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09 Jun 2004, 15:50 p.m.

Here Baby, There Mama, Everywhere Daddy Daddy

Leonard and I gave each other buzz-cut haircuts on Sunday. I have never worn my hair this short before. I wonder whether my scalp will darken.

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08 Jun 2004, 16:50 p.m.

I Am A Nut

I'm now basically stage-managing Heather Gold's show, "I Look Like An Egg, But I Identify As A Cookie". It'll run Sundays, June 6th through July 18th. Playgoers indeed receive fresh cookies at the end of …

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04 Jun 2004, 21:06 p.m.

Annals of Compassion and Genius

I was unduly cold and harsh to a customer today. I thought something like "why can't these people follow directions? why do they do any old thing and then whine that they didn't get the …

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04 Jun 2004, 14:44 p.m.

How Could I Have Missed This?

Josh Kornbluth interviews Richard Yancey (Love And Taxes monologuist and Confessions ex-tax-collector, respectively). I guess the answer is that I missed it because I only bothered to register at the Washington Post two weeks ago.

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04 Jun 2004, 9:38 a.m.

"Scum-Sucking Bottom Feeders"

The writer of a letter to the editor used this epithet, which doesn't quite work, in my view. Jon Stewart has had the hilarious David Cross and the "Talking Points Memorized" Thomas Friedman on The …

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04 Jun 2004, 8:33 a.m.

I Was Also Right About Carbs

Bruce Sterling said, I have plants at the party. Who are there secretly and sort of organized with one another. And they aren't really made clear to the party members that they are there at …

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03 Jun 2004, 17:06 p.m.

Poor Akshay!

From 9 million to 265 to 2. The winning word: autochthonous. Second place: Akshay Buddiga, who fainted but recovered to spell "alopecoid" perfectly. I hope he is all right.

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01 Jun 2004, 16:27 p.m.

Life, Drugs, And

On Wednesday I performed stand-up comedy for a SAGE Scholars graduation ceremony/fundraiser. I did okay. They loved the immigrant jokes, not so much the satirical opening (clichéd quotes and axioms). I'd say that no one …

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