14 May 2003, 16:17 p.m.

Google Surprises

Googling "city" (results): the first actual city is Kansas City.

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14 May 2003, 12:25 p.m.

Quiet Pulse

How's it going? "Going great. Playing music. Doesn't get any better. I thought you were going to ask me about the war or something." "Working hard. Children are grown. Pretty good shape. In a forward …

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13 May 2003, 18:48 p.m.

HYPE!

Some entity or other, I hear, will put on a free showing of the fun Seattle grunge history documentary Hype! tomorrow evening (Wednesday 14 May) at the United Artists theatre in Berkeley. I enjoyed it …

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13 May 2003, 17:44 p.m.

Observations

I see no Google text ads for the keyword "soothing". A customer recently asked for "McLure's book, The Medium Is the Massage." He's not the first. I mix up the author's name all the time, …

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12 May 2003, 8:46 a.m.

The Found Weekend

A very full weekend. Steve Schultz and I had food and watched the X-Men sequel (enjoyable, but I preferred the multiple allegories of the first film) and generally conversed for about five hours. I got …

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12 May 2003, 8:26 a.m.

Neat!

[NEVER MIND; see update.] "Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon." Portland, Oregon. "There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak." There has got to …

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10 May 2003, 13:40 p.m.

Silly News, All Flavors

My spiteful, stubborn tendencies put me right in Pike's camp. It's his house and he should be able to add a stoop. Intellectually I know the law wouldn't support me on the "if you don't …

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10 May 2003, 0:00 a.m.

I got to introduce the personable Diana Abu-Jaber, author of…

I got to introduce the personable Diana Abu-Jaber, author of Crescent (an Arab-American love/food novel), tonight at Cody's. Yesterday I saw Douglas Rushkoff say such things as "I don't believe in 'homeland'" and "And they …

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09 May 2003, 23:48 p.m.

A conversation with SteveS yields the catchphrase "No Context. …

A conversation with SteveS yields the catchphrase "No Context. No Hype." I anticipate less persistence for this meme than I do for "case-diving," the phrase I made up for finding lost books at the bottom …

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09 May 2003, 12:03 p.m.

Better sites than mine have already noted The Eater of…

Better sites than mine have already noted The Eater of Meaning, but I especially adore what it does to pages that were already nonsense. Update: Favorite phrases scammed from meaning-eaten zombie pages:Bacon pi Attitude MistakeDespotic …

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