Is this the all-time bizarrest Paul Conrad? Or this one? Or yet another? This is just too fun.
I may have actually broken some unimportant anatomical item whilst laughing with Leonard over the oeuvre of Paul Conrad, the man who takes the editorial cartooning genre to new extra-dimensional extremes. Kris introduced us to …
Adam and I were writing papers at the same time: I think I'm getting delirious. Already. I'm making up sources that don't actually exist and then desperately trying to find them on Lexis-Nexis.
Argh, argh, argh. Scott Adams got me! I mocked the imperfect questioner and questioned the Socrates character, and now I find out that this Daily Cal reviewer got the point, and I didn't. Adams was, …
I finished my paper, it's done, I took a Russian test that seemed quite easy (a trap! a trap, they screamed), I ate, I went to class, I heard riotously funny anecdotes, my professor told …
"Sex, Guns, and Cigarettes." That is possibly the least imaginative title I've ever devised for a paper. But I'm caffeinated and (it almost seems too obvious to say) low on sleep. Thanks, San Francisco, for …
There's this great photo in Bob Woodward's The Choice (his book on the 1996 US presidential election). Colin Powell is speaking at some press conference with downcast eyes and, on the right, a woman, presumably …
Oh, wow, I forgot that 3am here is 6am on the East Coast and therefore Morning Edition just came on. My back really hurts. Once I reach my seven-page goal, I'll reward myself with a …
How is it that I went so long without investigating Modern Humorist's hilarious poetry parodies?
The wheels of writing my goddamn paper turn exceeding slow.
